PortalTower | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EduCraft: Free & Compulsory!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and homework? Join our Minecraft server and get a free education in the art of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world! Our teachers are expert players who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about boring textbooks. Plus, did we mention that our school cafeteria serves unlimited virtual cake and pizza? Join now and say goodbye to real-world education – who needs it when you can learn how to tame a dragon in Minecraft?!

TariffTussleCraftEU

Diplomacy, economic policy, EU, European Council, European leaders, european union, firm response, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, negotiations, Poland, political tensions, protectionism, tariff threats, TariffTussleCraftEU, trade war, trump, Tusk, united response

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone’s like “wtf dude?” well, this server is like the opposite of that. we’re all about unity and firmness, just like poland’s tusk wants. join us and together we’ll show trump what a real united response looks like in minecraft. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

COVID Brain Proteins Craft

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain proteins, cognitive decline, covid, Covid-19, Craft, dementia risk, discovery, long-term consequences, medical findings, mild symptoms, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, protein alterations, proteins, public health, research, scientists, urgent concerns, viral infections

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

so like, u know how scientists are all like “whoa, covid can mess with ur brain proteins and make u more likely to get alzheimer’s”? well, on our server, we embrace that chaos! join us for a wild ride where u never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe u’ll build a giant statue of a potato or maybe u’ll accidentally unleash a horde of zombie pigs on ur village. who knows? the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a laugh and a good time. so come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures u can get into!

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

family, flamingo, Friendly, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	6965
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Flamingo is a popular American YouTuber known for his gaming commentary and comedic content. He gained fame for his Roblox videos and has amassed a large following on social media. Flamingo is known for his quirky personality and humorous approach to gaming, making him a favorite among fans of online gaming content.

IndieCraft Global 1.21.3

1.21.3, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, ducks, Global, indie VOD archives, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, non-English, Russian, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, vip viewers, VOD archival, VOD Archive, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lemon Juni Edition of gaming, but without the lemons, just pure craziness. We’re all about finding those indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because we’re all VIPs here, even if you stream in Klingon.

Forget those big corporate chuubas, we’re all about the little guys who are breaking free from the man. Check out our /lig/ Numbers page, it’s like a treasure trove of indie goodness. And don’t forget to spin the Wheel of Names, it’s like Russian Roulette but with more waifus.

Oh, and did I mention we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar? Yeah, we celebrate the birthdays of virtual anime girls because why not? So come join us, build some crazy Minecraft creations, and let’s get weird together. See you there, bro!

RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	145400
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	3819	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9922

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.