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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5686 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.