imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6157 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.