Port Minecraft SMP w/ Mods or Emulation

Are you tired of playing on boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a little bit of chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their bacony regime? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Watch out though, because they still explode with cuteness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get your dancing shoes ready!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8878	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9878	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6747
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Home Salesmen Online

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u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	195254

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	209	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2582	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SisterSipSnitchCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WeaknessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Towns Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BoomerCraft2021

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Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crops Grown:	9551	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

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so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Animals Bred:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.