so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally out of this world, man. you gotta join because, get this, we have pigs with hepatitis E virus that are shooting out infected sperm cells everywhere. it’s like a wild party in the pig pen, dude. and get this, the virus might make you infertile, but who cares when you’re having so much fun in this crazy server, amirite? come join the madness and see if you can survive the sperm-infected pig apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Towns Built: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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