so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, totally out of this world, man. you gotta join because, get this, we have pigs with hepatitis E virus that are shooting out infected sperm cells everywhere. it’s like a wild party in the pig pen, dude. and get this, the virus might make you infertile, but who cares when you’re having so much fun in this crazy server, amirite? come join the madness and see if you can survive the sperm-infected pig apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Crops Grown: 8932
Alien Abductions: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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