PorkCraft Café | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Towns Built:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeperz

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Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	868	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Green Orgasm Glow

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come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Crops Grown:	1246
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9443	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2664
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3