Porgverse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelatedPanic

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	777032	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	138
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	252

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8261
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Votes:	7545	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	161	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2790
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1