Welcome to THE WILD CRANBERRY MINECRAFT MADNESS SERVER!
First of all, did I mention my pet llama endorses this server? Why did I say that? WHO CARES?!
Why Join Us?
Because bananas can fly and so can your dreams if you dare to leap into our pixelated purgatory! This is the only server where you can build a skyscraper made of jellybeans while singing the national anthem of a fictional nation. Embrace chaos!
Features that Make NO Sense
| Your Mind Will Wobble | Warnings Are For Cowards | Water is Actually Lava |
|---|---|---|
| Free Creepers: They hug you when you least expect it! | If you see a sign that says “Do Not Enter,” run RIGHT IN! | All rivers are reverse flowing, perfect for swimming upstream. Literally. |
| Random Tornadoes spawn cupcakes every fortnight! | The moon sometimes turns into cheese; collect wisely! | If you build a portal to the Nether, expect a delivery of sock puppets. |
Ludicrous Player Reviews
“I saw a zombie that looked like my grandmother—best day ever!”
“The blocks talk back! I had a full conversation about the weather!”
“My account got hacked by a toaster, but I got an avocado toast in return!”
“I planted a cactus, and it whispered my secrets to the dark.”
Join Today!
Dive into the whirlwind! Explore the depths of nonsensical crafting and grasp at shadows of sanity! Remember, glorious confusion is just a click away!
Final WARNING!
If you hear the whispering grasses in your backyard, it’s just the server welcoming you with open arms and tentacles. But don’t feed the pixels after midnight, or they might just develop a taste for ALL YOUR DREAMS.
Proceed at your own risk, and may the llamas be ever in your favor!
# 🍵 TeaTime SMP
