Poorfag & 3rd Worlders Minecraft Server

3rd, 3rd worlders, affordable price, Buying, console, consumerism, digital divide, economic development, economic disparity, envy, Frustration, global market, Jealousy, materialism, Minecraft, poorfag, Poorfags, purchasing power, Seething, Server, social inequality, social status, technological advancement, wealth gap, worlders

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing with poorfags and 3rd worlders on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, we only allow the most elite players who can afford to buy a console just to play Minecraft. That’s right, we’re so exclusive that we only accept players who are willing to drop some serious cash on their gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be granted access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a pack of deranged Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold, and only those who have proven themselves worthy by surviving a night in our treacherous caves will be able to witness it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure you have your wallet ready, because this is one exclusive club you won’t want to miss out on.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Towns Built:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	4886	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	1221	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9633
Star Shards Collected:	52	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9911	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3547
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?