Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Players Killed by Monsters: 4023
Villages Defended: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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