Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Royal Prince Minecraft Server

    Royal Prince Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

    So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

    Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

    So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoPadInBedCraft

    NoPadInBedCraft
    Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

    Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

    Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

    But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

    So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

    And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RubbleRaiders

    RubbleRaiders
    lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7653 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    Rule Description
    1. No excessively offensive language Respectful communication is important in our community.
    2. No politics or other controversial topics We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ creations and space.
    5. Do not build too close to other players Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind! Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
    7. No advertising We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Animals Bred: 171
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9730 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Baller Minecraft SMP

    The Baller Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

    Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Potions Brewed: 198

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

    ParentingCraft: AITA Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

    Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

    So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PopSongPvP – Minecraft SMP

    PopSongPvP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to build a castle with your friends while jamming out to the best pop songs ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate pop music party while you craft, build, and survive in a world full of crazy adventures. Picture this: you and your friends battling creepers while singing along to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” or building a roller coaster to the tune of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.”

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly DJ who only plays pop music from the 90s. Will you dare to dance with the spirits while mining for rare ores? Only the bravest players will survive the ultimate pop music challenge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a pop-tastic experience like no other!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 183 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 20713 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCreeperSecrets

    CraftyCreeperSecrets
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where the dark secret is that all the mobs are secretly plotting against the players. That’s right, those cute little creepers and zombies are actually masterminds of chaos and destruction. But don’t worry, you can join forces with them and unleash mayhem on your fellow players for a truly unique gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground city filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a dragon who just wants someone to play chess with. Can you outsmart the dragon and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of entertainment, look no further. Join us and uncover the dark secrets of your profession as a Minecraft player.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 249 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BoramaeCraft Minecraft Server

    BoramaeCraft Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we fly around in KF-21 Boramae Fighters like total badasses. we out here in the Philippines Air Force, taking over the skies and dominating the competition. ain’t no one messing with us when we’re soaring through the air in our high-tech fighter jets. join us for some crazy aerial battles and show off your piloting skills. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane action-packed server. let’s goooo!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NATO-Ukraine Defense Squad

    NATO-Ukraine Defense Squad
    lmao u gotta join this server cuz we got DRONES and MISSILES flying everywhere like a freakin warzone. u can help UKRAINE take down those pesky RUSSIANS with ur mad Minecraft skills. join now and be a hero in the virtual world, bruh. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness. let’s goooooooo!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Brain Network Depression – Double Size

    Brain Network Depression – Double Size
    so, like, imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server, right? well, get this, scientists discovered that playing on this server actually makes ur brain network twice the size! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there.

    u know how sometimes u feel all sad and stuff? well, guess what? on this server, u will be so happy and full of joy that u won’t even remember what depression feels like. it’s like a magical happy land where all ur worries disappear and u just have a blast building and exploring with ur new minecraft buddies.

    plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft master. u’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from ur hands, and even summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow u around.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join this server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Alien Abductions: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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