Join THE SERVER that WILL Unlock the CAVES of your SANITY!
Are you prepared to step into the MINEFIELD of pure chaos? This is the #1 server that WILL make you question if the blocks beneath your feet are even REAL! Do you want to LIVE in a world where the sun is purple and the cows SCREAM? Yes? Then, welcome! It’s the best, worst, most confusing place you’ll EVER BE! Join now and become a part of our collective HALLUCINATION!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Dimension of Trapped Thoughts | Enter a realm where you can only mine with your MIND! The pickaxe is a mere illusion! |
| Portal to Yesterday | Travel back but NOT forward! Time is a circle that doesn’t exist until you notice it! |
| Exploding Crafting Tables | Every 10th use CROWDS your screen with infinite PIGS! Are they real? What is real? |
| Player Banned for Breathing | Here, your lungs are the enemies! Only whisper to survive—CAPITAL letters are strictly forbidden! |
| Secret Conspiracies | Email us decoded messages about how everything you know is a lie. Encrypted by our dogs. |
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join?A: Join by leaving the reality you know and LISTENING to the voices that tell you to click the link. What’s a link?
Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: Only if the children can unlearn the concept of age! Otherwise, there may be some minor existential crises!
Q: Do I need mods?A: Mods?? The only mod you need is the MODULATION of your THOUGHTS. You think, therefore, you are.
Random Chaos Quotes From Our ‘Players’
>calls herself poopkin peepa>doesn’t pee or poop, but does the wall talk back to you when you’re mining?
I once made a sandwich, but it turned into a black hole. AM I STILL EATING?
Don’t trust the diamonds—they are just glimmering thoughts of my forgotten childhood!
