Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a protestor pooping themselves while being arrested? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be pooping your pants with excitement! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always on the edge of their seats (or toilets). Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Towns Built: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Buildings Constructed: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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