PoopBaggersMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	769
Votes:	8984	Enchantments Applied:	229
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	69	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	4567
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Enchantments Applied:	166	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	126

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	1911
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Runes Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9587	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	377452	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	3189
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Items Found:	3396
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!