Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	5254
Potions Brewed:	71	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2042
Dragon Eggs Found:	2986	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MorningCraftFun

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Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Farms Harvested:	957	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1178	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2