PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Intentional Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Intentional, Minecraft, Mysterious, Questionable, refusal, Server, skeptical, skepticism, suspicious, suspicious behavior, suspicious circumstances, Suspiciously, suspiciously convenient, theory, Uncertain, unexplained, unresolved

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to step foot on it! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “There’s no fuckin way this is real!” But oh, it is real, my friend. It is real. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

212, Cadets, computer cooling, computer cooling system, cooling innovation, cooling system, cooling system innovation, cooling technology, cooling technology since 2011, CPU Cooler, cpu cooling, CPU cooling innovation, CPU cooling since 2011, CPU cooling system, CPU cooling technology, Minecraft, personal cooling, personal cooling innovation, personal cooling since 2011, personal cooling system, personal cooling system since 2011, personal cooling technology, smp, Space

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve been cooling CPUs since 2011! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was actually founded by a group of penguins who were tired of the heat in Antarctica and decided to start a Minecraft community to chill out. And let me tell you, these penguins know a thing or two about keeping things cool.

Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!

So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disappointment, engagement ring, Expectations, family, hinting, long term relationship, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Proposal, Ringcraft, self-care, Self-expression, Server, tradition, wedding ring

Are you tired of waiting for your partner to finally get you an engagement ring? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to wait a year for a ring – in fact, we’ll give you a virtual engagement ring as soon as you join!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding the perfect engagement ring for yourself, just like our player who took matters into her own hands. Who needs a partner to pick out a ring when you can do it yourself and avoid all the drama?

Plus, on our server, you can even design your own wedding ring to match your new engagement ring! No more waiting around for someone else to make decisions for you – take control of your virtual love life on our server.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to waiting for a ring that may never come. Who needs a real engagement ring when you can have a virtual one on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

alcohol abuse, Alcoholic, bridges burned, CraftySibs, employment, family, family dynamics, financial support, half-sibling, Honesty, Integrity, Job Termination, Liability, military background, moral dilemma, NoRef4Alc, police department, Recommendation, reference, relationship, Strain, tough decision

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where half-brothers with a history of alcohol abuse and job terminations are welcome!

Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.

Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MemoryLaneMC SMP

backyard adventures, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood dreams, childhood friendships, childhood fun, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood magic, childhood mischief, childhood nostalgia, childhood treasures, childhood wonder, family vacations, favorite childhood memory, growing up, happy times, innocent joy, MemoryLaneMC, playing with friends, smp

Remember that time you built your first dirt house in Minecraft and thought you were the king of the world? Well, imagine that feeling times a million on our server! Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts with real-life treasure (okay, maybe not real-life treasure, but still pretty cool), and even a secret underground club where the Endermen like to party.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe and make memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	81	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hard lessons, hard-won wisdom, lessons learned, life experiences, life lessons, life lessons learned, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, valuable lessons, wisdom gained

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special enchantment that makes you immune to lava! That’s right, you can swim in lava like it’s a hot tub and not even break a sweat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join us and party with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a maze of zombie pigmen. Don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals and won’t bite…much.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HouthiMissileSnipe

Advanced technology, air defense, anti-missile system, Arrow system, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, defense technology, Houthi missile, HouthiMissileSnipe, idf, intercept, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, missile interception, national security, SECURITY, Technology

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as a portal to another dimension. it was wild, man.

plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.

so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FlameCraft: Hot & Dry Amazon

Amazon, Biodiversity loss, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate resilience, Deforestation, drier, DRY, ecological balance, environmental impact, extreme weather events, FlameCraft, flammable, Forest fires, global warming, hot, natural disasters, south america, South American ecosystems, temperature rise, Warmer, weather extremes, weather patterns

come join our epic minecraft server where we set the amazon rainforest on fire every day for funsies! watch out for the flaming mobs and lava rivers, it’s a real scorcher out there! but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to put out the flames and save the day.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try to tame a fire-breathing dragon and ride it around the server like a boss. just be careful not to get burned to a crisp!

so come on down to our server and experience the heat of south america like never before. it’s a real hot mess, but we wouldn’t have it any other way. see you there, fire starters! 🔥🐉🌴

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	New Chunks Explored:	967014
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

Buildings, Coreprotect, Discordsrv, Farms, game content, GSit, hard difficulty, Hard Server, natural survival, no admin, No Donations, No Private, No Wipes, no world boundaries, no world wipes, Peaceful, Plasmovoice, PlayerAnalytics, SkinsRestorer, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, x-ray protection

Vanilla survival server with Hard difficulty without privates!Access to the server by requests in the WhiteList on the Discord serverAdequate adult players who come to play their favorite game and relax from everyday life.

➥ Without world wipes and without world boundaries➥ Daily backups to prevent loss of player progress➥ Without a neck, compliance with the rules is mandatory➥ No admin/creativity for money or free of charge, natural survival. No objects will ever fall into the world from creativity or team➥ Game difficulty on the Hard server (it will be difficult to survive)➥ There are protection mechanisms against x-ray and other cheats that can give someone an advantage over other players➥ You can build any farms and buildings of any size, the server will “withstand the load”➥ Wonderful, calm lamp atmosphere of the minecraft game with adequate people

What are plugins and non-standard:► Record block and chest events with the ability to only view actions (CoreProtect)► Voice chat (PlasmoVoice)► Ability to sit wherever you want (GSit)► Installing skins by command (SkinsRestorer)► Server integration with Discord (DiscordSRV)► Game statistics on the server (PlayerAnalytics)

✶ As you may have noticed, these plugins do not affect the Vanilla gameplay in any way, that’s why they exist.

✶ We try to always update the game server to the latest version so that you feel comfortable playing with new game content and mechanics.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	5027	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

#exciting, balance, Balanced, BUILD, Classicmc, Community, convenience, Discord, Enhancements, Environment, Explore, Fun, Good, java, Mods, newcomers, Plugins, Ready, Server, Side, smp, Survival, TEAM, Trade, Tweaks, Twist, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist

Welcome to ClassicMC!

IP	ClassicMC.mine.nu
Version	1.21+
Mode	Survival Semi-Vanilla

ClassicMC is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft survival with just the right touch of enhancements! We’re a semi-vanilla survival server that stays true to the authentic Minecraft experience, while adding a few quality-of-life features to make your journey even more fun. What You’ll Find on ClassicMC:

Version 1.21+ – Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features.
Pure Survival – Enjoy a balanced, survival-focused world with minimal plugins.
Community-Driven – Our friendly and growing community is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
Enhanced Gameplay – While we keep it vanilla, a few small tweaks add convenience and keep things exciting!

Whether you love building, exploring, or surviving, ClassicMC offers a welcoming environment for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and experience survival Minecraft with a twist! If you’re interested please visit our discord https://discord.gg/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What version is ClassicMC?	ClassicMC is on version 1.21+.
What mode does ClassicMC operate in?	ClassicMC is a Survival Semi-Vanilla server.
Does ClassicMC have a community?	Yes, ClassicMC has a friendly and growing community that is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
Are there any gameplay enhancements on ClassicMC?	While ClassicMC maintains a vanilla experience, there are a few small tweaks that add convenience and excitement to gameplay.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

bullying, character assassination, cyberbullying, damage control, defamation, derogatory, dumb, gossip, Harassment, insult, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, online shaming, reputation, rumor, self esteem, Server, slut, Sluts, social media, word is

Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	70
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crops Grown:	5177

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ores Mined:	2661
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.