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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9725 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 19 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 383 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!