Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crops Grown:	9370
Enchantments Applied:	195	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2004	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	528244	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ores Mined:	1513	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	8511
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3591	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1914	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!