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ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	101	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	126	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	159886
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	138	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	6932
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Votes:	1608	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3255	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Farms Harvested:	882	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	3741
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchantments Applied:	268
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3369	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6