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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	7519	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	176	Ores Mined:	3712
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4742
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2804
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7133
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crops Grown:	7585	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6