Poo Pals Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1741
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	124
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Votes:	1262
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	New Chunks Explored:	937833

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crops Grown:	3892
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7755	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mines Excavated:	4278

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Potions Brewed:	184	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	7029
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	557366
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8363
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1505
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ores Mined:	2706

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Zombie Dances:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2233

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.