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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3547 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 119 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8311 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!