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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9534

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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