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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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