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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Emeralds Found: 1613 Players Killed by Monsters: 4635
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Buildings Constructed: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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