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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3466 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
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