so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs flyin around with wings made of diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowin up ur stuff.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.

so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Villages Defended: 8
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

    ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport
    come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

    we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

    imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ores Mined: 1636

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    tpa
    homes
    quests
    toggleable PvP
    time ranks
    staff online 24/7
    regular custom events

    If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

    Server Information:

    Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    Medieval MC v28.5 mmc4.pumpkraft.net

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

    Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

    A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

    /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous
    Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Farms Harvested: 663
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

    DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

    Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

    Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

    WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP
    A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Runes Activated: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FriYAY Craft!

    FriYAY Craft!
    Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1921
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HagueCraft Minecraft Server

    HagueCraft Minecraft Server
    yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Star Shards Collected: 201
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Whispering Pines

    Whispering Pines

    Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

    Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!
    Welcome to Starlight SMP!
    Server Type Modded 1.20.1 Survival
    Features
    Supported Edition Cracked and Premium Java Edition
    Discord [​discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
    Website [​starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

    FAQs

    1. What is Starlight SMP?

    Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

    3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

    Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

    4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

    Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

    No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

    Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

    7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

    Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

    8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

    Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

    Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Runes Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party

    Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves – good luck getting to it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Maya, a wrestling superstar who moonlights as a Minecraft pro. To celebrate her 10th anniversary in the ring, we’re hosting a Maya look-alike contest – the winner gets to challenge Maya herself to a wrestling match in-game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and maybe even a little bit of wrestling madness. See you in-game, fellow crafters!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HubbyDramaGoneViral

    HubbyDramaGoneViral
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

    PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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