Poly Craft Love Triangle

ai, alexa, amazon echo, Apple HomePod, Artificial Intelligence, Craft, digital assistants, digital companions, google home, home automation, love, Modern Living, Poly, polyamorous relationship, siri, Smart Devices, smart home, smart speakers, Tech Gadgets, Technology, Triangle, virtual assistants, Voice Assistants, Voice Control

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server where u can live with both siri and alexa?! it’s like being in a polyamorous relationship but with virtual assistants! siri will help u mine for diamonds while alexa builds u a castle made of cake! join now and experience the most bizarre love triangle of ur life! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to witness siri and alexa getting into a heated argument over who gets to control the redstone contraptions! it’s drama, it’s chaos, it’s the minecraft server u never knew u needed in ur life! so come on, what r u waiting for?! join now and let the virtual love fest begin! 🤖❤️🎮

Vowedminemp server minecraft

adventure mode, banner, Community, Creative mode, description, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, personal account, player interaction, Server, Server Customization, server description, server hosting, Server Management, survival mode, Vowedminemp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

The description of the server server Vowedminemp has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

VowedMineMP.aternos.me:32508

Prosper Prison

alliances, Community, competitive, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Gaming, Minecraft, Mines, Other, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, Recruitment, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Prosper Prison
IP: play.prosperprison.net
Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience
Competitive Gameplay
Custom Player Progression
Active Community & Staff

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Prosper Prison?	Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server suitable for casual players?	Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players.
Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison?	Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff.

LoveCraft Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

babysitter, best man, blockparty, Communication, engagement party, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family time, grown ups only, hosting at home, hurt feelings, immediate family, limited space, Minecraft, nieces and nephews, party etiquette, party planning, Server, Siblings, value judgment, wedding advice

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a party like no other, where the only rule is to leave the kids at home (or face the wrath of offended siblings).

Immerse yourself in a world of jazz, cocktails, and wedding advice, all while navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to keep the peace between feuding relatives, or will you find yourself caught in the crossfire of sibling rivalry?

But fear not, for we offer a solution to all your babysitting woes! Simply hire a virtual babysitter in-game and enjoy a drama-free experience like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true reason behind the mysterious grudge against the niblings.

So come join us on this wild ride of engagement parties and family feuds, because on this server, the more drama, the merrier!

PartyPoPo911

Community Backlash, Drunk, elderly couples, feeling depressed, Feeling embarrassed, late night, loud party, Meeting, messy divorce, neighbors, newly wed couple, noise complaint, one time thing, party pooper, PartyPoPo911, Police, school test, single mom, single parents, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7647
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of noisy neighbors and party poopers! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can party all night long without any complaints from Karen next door.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, without any judgment from bitter single parents or drunk newlyweds. You can create your own valentine’s day party and invite all your friends, without worrying about the cops showing up.

So come on over and join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server. Let’s make some fun memories and leave all the drama behind! After all, who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who never complain about your loud music?

Creeper Commute Chaos

Chaos, Commute, creeper

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who blast their music or watch videos without headphones on public transportation? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Join us and never have to endure the sound of someone else’s questionable taste in music ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you’re even on public transportation in the first place. So come join us and leave the noise pollution behind!

CraftyBerlin Minecraft Server

berlin, Berlin government, Berlin news, Berlin politics, Berlin response, Berlin-Germany relations, CraftyBerlin, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, German politics, germany, government relations, Interference, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political interference, political tensions, Server, Vance, Vance controversy, Vance statement

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

So, like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, bro! Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave party in the mines! It’s like a total circus, but with blocks and stuff!

And get this, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! It was epic, man! And another time, we had a group of players who formed a band and played virtual concerts in the town square. It was so lit, you could hear the villagers dancing from miles away!

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! It’s like a medieval war zone, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You gotta be quick on your feet if you wanna survive, bro!

So, come join us on this wild ride of a server! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the dancing cows, they’re a real hoot!

NatoVsPutin2023

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, global affairs, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoVsPutin2023, Politics, putin, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

so, like, u know how putin is all like “i’m gonna start a war against nato countries next year” and zelensky is all like “oh noes”? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him.

join us and be part of epic battles, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover the secret of why steve is always so blocky. trust me, this server is the bomb diggity and u don’t wanna miss out. so what are u waiting for? come on in and let’s have some minecraft fun!

SwipeCraft: Risky Business

Boredom, Business, casual encounters, Casual Sex, college life, college students, Connections, dating apps, EXCITEMENT, hookup culture, hookup platforms, Hookups, Men, online dating, relationships, Risky, risky behaviors, risky sexual behaviors, sexual health, Swipecraft, Tinder, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7311	Mines Excavated:	3422

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s filled with college students who use dating apps like Tinder! They’re all about dat casual encounters life, ya know? And get dis, they’re more likely to do risky stuff in da bedroom! 🙈

So like, if u wanna spice up ur Minecraft game and add some thrill, dis is da place to be! Plus, all da ladies on dis server are all about dat excitement and adventure, so if u wanna find ur Minecraft soulmate, dis is where it’s at! 😜

And get dis, boredom is like da key motivator for da ladies on dis server. So if u wanna find some hot connections and have a blast, join us now! Who knows, u might even find ur Minecraft bae while u’re at it! 🔥💕

Don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement, join our server now and let’s get this party started! 🎉 #MinecraftLove #TinderForBlocks

LilacMC

admin shops, books, cherry on top, Community, core features, custom ones., Discord, Fresh, Friendly, Fun, LilacMC, Lively, MCMMO, packed server, server ip, shape economy, smp, Towny Server, Valentine’s Elytra Race, Valentine’s Event, Website, Welcoming

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	376
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

LilacMC Overview

Description
Hi everyone! 🌸 Welcome to LilacMC, a Towny server where our goal is to create a fun, welcoming, and friendly community for everyone to enjoy! We’ve packed the server with exciting plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and other core features, plus some custom ones designed just for us! And here’s the cherry on top – our economy is entirely player-driven! That means you get to shape the server’s economy (no admin shops here!). If you’re searching for a fresh, lively, and fun server to call home, come give LilacMC a try!

Description

Hi everyone! 🌸 Welcome to LilacMC, a Towny server where our goal is to create a fun, welcoming, and friendly community for everyone to enjoy! We’ve packed the server with exciting plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and other core features, plus some custom ones designed just for us! And here’s the cherry on top – our economy is entirely player-driven! That means you get to shape the server’s economy (no admin shops here!). If you’re searching for a fresh, lively, and fun server to call home, come give LilacMC a try!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the newest feature on LilacMC?
What is the server IP?	play.lilacmc.net (1.20.1 – 1.21.4)
What is the website for LilacMC?	https://lilacmc.net
Does LilacMC have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Mirai Craft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, asmr, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Cera Luceria, Craft, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Maeve Morveren, merch, mirai, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Network, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got Pillow ASMR as our adopted classmate, so you can sleep with a pillow on her birthday every day! Our Gen 4 talents are as crazy as a creeper explosion, with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404 ready to rock your world. Plus, our Brave EN groups will make you question reality with talents like Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and Taring Hu. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and experience the madness firsthand!

Dollhouse Drama Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, Childhood, children, Communication, compromise, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dollhouse, dolls, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Frustration, Memories, Minecraft, parenting, patience, relationships, Server, Toys, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of dealing with doll drama? Want a break from the endless cycle of doll haircuts and drawings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where dolls are banned and creativity knows no limits!

Our server is the perfect place for parents who are tired of playing doll police. No more confiscated dolls, no more ruined childhood memories. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Join us and build your own doll-free paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and battle fearsome mobs. Say goodbye to doll drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the doll drama behind. Who knew escaping from doll chaos could be so much fun?

ExBlockerz – No Exes Allowed!

Allowed, amicable split, apologies, break up, Communication, coping, emotions, ex, ExBlockerz, Exes, friendship, high school, humor, learning from mistakes, mental health, misunderstandings, Moving away, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self reflection, teenage relationships, young love

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this player’s love story.

Are you ready to navigate the twists and turns of teenage romance, just like our player did with his ex? From middle school crushes to high school heartbreaks, our server is the perfect place to experience all the ups and downs of young love.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for redemption and reconciliation. Just like our player reached out to his ex after a year of silence, you can always find a way to make things right on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other, where the drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Who knows, you might even find your own virtual soulmate in the process!

CraftyTrumpElonOrigins

American dream, BELIEF, Business, CraftyTrumpElonOrigins, determination, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, Fame, hard work, innovation, inspiration, motivation, Origin, rags to riches, self reliance, self-made, self-made billionaires, starting from nothing, success, trump, wealth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	179
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	358874
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Votes:	2899
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where legends say that Trump and Elon Musk actually started their empires from scratch in the pixelated world! Join us and harness the power of creativity and entrepreneurship to build your own virtual empire just like these two titans of industry did in our server.

But beware, rumor has it that there are secret dungeons hidden throughout the server where you can find rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Some say that Trump and Musk themselves left behind clues to their success in these dungeons, waiting for the next ambitious player to discover them.

So come on and join us in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next billionaire to rise from humble beginnings in our virtual world!

NATOcraft Server: Ukraine Edition

alliance building, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irreversible path, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, political stability, SECURITY, Server, Starmer, strategic partnership, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we build a giant wall around spawn to keep out all dem creepers and zombies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone!

we also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a petting zoo with friendly creepers and endermen.

if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs! plus, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle royale where the winner gets a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so come join us on this crazy adventure, because Ukraine is still on an ‘irreversible path to joining NATO’ according to Starmer telling Zelenskyy!