PolskaCraft SMP: Blocky Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4490	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	161
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4530
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	198	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	183	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4565	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1368	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	193
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	New Chunks Explored:	181239
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	2271
Dragon Eggs Found:	3656	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7136
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	135
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1167	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2