Pol’s Blocky Minecraft Server

achievement, Argument, blocky, controversy, debate, disagreement, facts, influence, internet, meaningful impact, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political influence, pols, Server, society, society improvement, Trolls, truth hurts, white race

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1023
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft server where the only influence you’ll have is on building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and leave behind the meaningless trolls of the internet. Here, you can create your own world and make a real impact – like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit.

Forget about pol and their lack of achievements – on our server, the only thing you’ll be achieving is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make Minecraft great again!

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5750
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	71	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	4719	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	277	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Emeralds Found:	8704
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6475	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!