PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1577
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	9926

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Crops Grown:	4809	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9477	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Void Armor Forged:	28	Divine Spears Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5844
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	918118	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3