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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	4608
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	896	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	3981
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Votes:	9727	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8330	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4987	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4181	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4243	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ores Mined:	1208

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Pixelmon Ranger

Adventure, classical music, Community, Crates, Custom initials, customize, Epic, Events, Incredible, Join, Nostalgia, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Ranger, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Rewards, Searches, Start, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Votes:	8323	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

The Pokémon adventure you were looking for! In Pixelmon Ranger you have everything:

Pokehunt to challenge you with epic searches. Pokebuilder to customize your Pokémon as you want. Crates and rewards for completing the Pokédex. Constant events, Custom initials and an incredible community. Relive nostalgia with the classical music of Pixelmon.

Join and start your adventure today!

pxranger.mcraft.pro:25648

Players:	93/300	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3