Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Towns Built: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Emeralds Found: 1151 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5143 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3819 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Potions Brewed: 80

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Potions Brewed: 40
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Animals Bred: 38 Star Shards Collected: 98

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Animals Bred: 47 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Farms Harvested: 185

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2322
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9132 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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