Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers