Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?

But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Potions Brewed: 85

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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