PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP

120+ days, change policy, economic policy, federal reserve, housing demand, housing inventory, housing market, housing prices, housing supply, inflation, interest rates, jpow, market, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, PolicyPuncher, price increases, Properties, real estate, realtors, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?

But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	1034
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	3700

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ores Mined:	9322	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	357	Magic Items Found:	7229
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	8700	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ores Mined:	3516
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ores Mined:	7719

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	1114	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8548
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.