PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Votes:	8045	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8033	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Ores Mined:	3635

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	364967	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Void Gems Collected:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	241	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Crops Grown:	3536	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6300	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	431	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1685
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Votes:	880	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7