PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1863

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	176
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7235	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9530	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	160
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	81	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Farms Harvested:	421
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5701	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ores Mined:	6036	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crops Grown:	4549	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!