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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Emeralds Found:	2182
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	2907	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9322
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Animals Bred:	55	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4