Pole-land of Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	163

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Poland-themed Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Polish adventure without leaving your computer!

Join us and build your very own Polish castle made entirely of pierogi blocks and ketchup redstone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ only plays Polish polka music and the dance floor is made of glowing pierogi.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Haunted Polish Forest where the trees are made of kabanos sausage and the ghosts are just misunderstood Polish grandmas trying to find their way to bingo night.

So come join us and let the Polish magic take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	2674	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Votes:	3988
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	790230	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8858	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	2926
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	777	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	56

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	2087
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!