PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5315	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	275315
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crops Grown:	9756	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Alien Abductions:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6287	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4311
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	681	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	244	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1360
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ores Mined:	5413	Potions Brewed:	79
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	9750

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mines Excavated:	3507	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	5813	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

Players:	91/900	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5756	Endless Mazes Solved:	2