haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Zombie Dances: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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