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DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5711	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Farms Harvested:	410	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	759
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Potions Brewed:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6129
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	108	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3212	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	3333	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Emeralds Found:	3542
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

Players:	108/700	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	370	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2