PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	258

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	77
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	225694
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2