Poland Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	New Chunks Explored:	379355
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DumbConvosMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Star Shards Collected:	183

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineCraftMania

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual amusement park on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why waste your time on boring old websites when you could be exploring a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Potions Brewed:	120	Star Shards Collected:	263
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WestWingCraft

accusations, ACCUSED, argentina, controversy, criticism, Drama, Ethics, ethics violation, Government, intellectual property, javier milei, plagiarising, political discourse, Politics, public speaking, scandal, speechwriting, television, UN speech, West Wing, WestWingCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

chic, Crafty, Eco, environmental conditions, environmental impact, financial resources., global health, global study, global well-being, Haven, health, home environment, influence, ladies, living conditions, mental health, Perception, physical health, physical surroundings, pollution levels, quality of life factors, social determinants of health, well-being, Women’s Health, Women’s quality of life

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, dynamic challenges, Events, Exploration, Explorer, Fresh, friendship, Fun, GATES, Grinding, Loot, Maturity, Optional, Prestige, Progression, Quests, rare items, Servers, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Valhalla, warrior

Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

Server Details

Server IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	https://www.valhallacraft.org

Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server open for all players?	Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
What makes Valhalla different from other servers?	Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server?	Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
How can I participate in weekly events?	You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla?	Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8861
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, Animals, aws, battle passes, Build Guides, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, guild, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Pettan, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, strategy, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems, Western publisher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can transform into animals for combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight off creepers as a majestic unicorn? Our world features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a tornado might sweep through and mix things up. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our microtransactions are all about making you look fabulous while you slay dragons. Join us on NA East, Lottie, where the guild vidya is always up for a laugh, or hop over to EU, Benny, where the guild Pettan is known for their epic dance parties. Come for the adventure, stay for the chaos – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	383583	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

-Star Divine- finale, Ai Kotoba IV, AiDee, Angelic Angel, animal, Ano Aozora no Sei da, AventureHolic, Bad End Night, Beat Eater, Bebas, Beyond the Way, Bokura ga kuru kara, cinderella, Cynical Night Plan, echo, entity voices, Envy Baby, fatale, Fly Me to the Star, Gate Open: START!, Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake, HI:STREET TIME, hololive, HOLOTORI Dance, Illusion Night, Indonesian Folk Music Medley, Janji, Kakumei Dualism Side A, Kakumei Dualism Side B, Kawaiku Naritai, Kawaikutegomen, kick back, King, Love Me Love Me, MEP, Mermaid Festa vol.1, Minecraft, Ochame Kinou, OTONABLUE, overdose, Paviolia, playboy, Queen, RAD DOGS, Reine Pavolia, Salamander, Sip Some Tea, Slap by Step, smp, Terhebat, the baddest, the forest, USSEEWA, Yummy Yum Yummy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	8660	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1358	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

body image, Body transformation, communication problems, eating habits, emotional impact, fitness journey, gym obsession, HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod, lifestyle changes, marital communication, marital conflict, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, support system, unhealthy habits, weight loss

Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VacayCraft SMP

Adventure, Beach, bucket list, city, Destination, dream vacation, Escape, Explore, getaway, holiday, Journey, long tail tag, Mountains, Paradise, Relaxation, smp, travel, Tropical, vacation, VacayCraft, Wander, Wanderlust

Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, attraction, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heart, Intimacy, joy, long-term commitment, love, LoveCraftedMC, partner, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

Edition, NoiseyCraft, Risk

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4694
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

1.21, 1.8, blowing, bug abuse, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Customization, Discord, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, Griefing, hardearned, Loot, macroing, Map, Passive-play, PvE, racism, RPG, rules, Scamming.., stealing, worlds

The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/threadcraft-where-v-finally-stops-talking-and-starts-playing/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP	thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

🔮DUNGEONS:

🌍 WORLDS:

🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

Are you a Dungeoneer?

Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord

Map

Rules:

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9478
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.