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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5053 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.