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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
