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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8889 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.