| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2343 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 331 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7125 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5009 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7016 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 323 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7822 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Votes: | 5553 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3839 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3013 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 268 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4788 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9419 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8110 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2664 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3028 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Potions Brewed: | 70 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 460 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 354 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8759 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5904 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 130 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 | Star Shards Collected: | 257 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1681 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 150 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5201 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7082 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 481 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6195 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7291 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
