| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1204 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 407 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2794 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Magic Items Found: | 6995 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3379 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 6766 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.
Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.
IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.
Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.
Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6711 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.
So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7509 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9950 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6139 |
But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4980 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 96 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5688 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 1977 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4051 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1372 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7322 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.
if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4812 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1025 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4401 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4837 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1848 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!
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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3837 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 111 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 187 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Votes: | 6536 |
Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.
I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.
If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3438 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1653 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6702 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥
