PokeValley VS Hypixel

Achievements, Adventure, Battles, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fairness, FRIENDSHIPS, Legendary, Legends, Prestige, Surprises, Survival, Training, Unique, Wilderness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	683611	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

New Minecraft Servers

Comparison of Hypixel and PokeValley Minecraft Servers

Aspect	Hypixel	PokeValley
Player Experience	One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames and game modes to choose from.	Focused on a unique and challenging Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run features like gyms and tournaments.
Pay-to-Win	Sells cosmetic items, rank upgrades, and other perks that can give paying players an advantage over non-paying players.	Only offers a VIP rank for purchase, but it only grants access to a cosmetic feature of /nick and does not give any gameplay advantages.
Community	Large and diverse player base with active forums and social media presence.	Smaller, more close-knit community with a focus on collaboration and friendly competition.
Features	Wide range of minigames, custom game modes, and events to participate in.	Player-run gyms, Elite Four, Champion battles, PokeDex rank rewards, and community events.

FAQ

Question	Hypixel	PokeValley
What sets each server apart from the other?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and custom game modes, while PokeValley provides a unique Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run features.	PokeValley focuses on a challenging Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run gyms, Elite Four battles, and other community events.
Does either server have a pay-to-win model?	Yes, Hypixel sells cosmetic items, rank upgrades, and other perks that can give paying players an advantage over non-paying players.	No, PokeValley only offers a VIP rank for purchase, which grants access to a cosmetic feature of /nick and does not give any gameplay advantages.
What kind of community can I expect on each server?	Hypixel has a large and diverse player base with active forums and social media presence.	PokeValley has a smaller, more close-knit community with a focus on collaboration and friendly competition.
What features does each server offer?	Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames, custom game modes, and events to participate in.	PokeValley provides player-run gyms, Elite Four battles, Champion battles, PokeDex rank rewards, and community events.

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	3806	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

CraftyKremlin, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election campaign, electoral interference, Espionage, european union, fake news, foreign intervention, germany, influence operation, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, meddling, Minecraft, political influence, political interference, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Animals Bred:	83	Void Armor Forged:	29
Votes:	6776	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	6558	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	5765
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mines Excavated:	3830
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9234
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	7946
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	4678
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	120
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7636	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7189	Potions Brewed:	72
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ores Mined:	5689
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8760
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	9923

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	98/100	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	5942	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3